I was told I’d receive my PC within a week from the order date (5/15). I paid in full without financing as I needed this for my work at home. I bought through a Veterans Advantage portal and let’s just say the Advantage is one that Dell benefits from. No Advantage here. Let’s go over what advantages I received from dell.

1. Dell was extremely fast at: COLLECTING my payment. 1-0 dell

2. Dell was completely and without shame delaying my order 16 hours before my “estimated” date. (32 days after my payment+order, even though I wasn’t told this at the time of payment). 2-0 dell with an emphasis on, you claim to be short a PC chassis, but somehow 16 hours before status completion you found out? What was the other 31 days? Putting pieces of my PC together without the One thing that holds it together? Weird.

3. Responses from my rep+ customer service that equal less then my drill sergeant tell me i was smacked with the hair fairy for having a 5 o’clock shadow at dinner time. What? Nothing at all you can do? Hands are tied* out of my control* 3-0 dell, intermission

Hmm, FTC Regulations you speak of? Ok.

Heres something, I have degrees constituting me a professional in the field of and let me educate Everyone here on “Policy”. Polidontsee. Dell, FTC, BBB are already holding my reports, evidence and Granular display of injustice, misuse of policy, false advertising, FTC Regulatory failure to address, failure to acknowledge and Failure to inform. With each holding $43,000 or so in maximum compensation per Infraction, I have enough here to retire early on the amount of “policy”, in whatever country you employ that couldn’t tell me a reason for delaying 70 days on a chassis. Marketing, SEO, Internet influence and compartmentalizing regulatory injustices are my specialities. You can fix all these issues here and now with all these beautiful customers of yours that put their faith in you as an entity, or the $400 you wanted to save trying to auto cancel my order would be a footnote on the amount of money people like myself and my crew if Data center enabled 613 kubernet of mail blasting, business reviewing aliens can cost a business. Let’s be fair, stop stealing our time and money and compensate us with our orders... please?